SPACENET Rollcall

Who is we?

From:
Locke000@aol.com
Name:
Akiva
Nickname:
TvBoy, Lord and Master (i make my writers call me that), and "you- in-the-back-row-with-his-head-down-yeah-you. . . "
Oft-used Phrase:
I hate it when that happens, Stunning, i'in't it
Occupation:
professional student, Editor of the entertainment section of college newspaper, door to door salesman
Primary Diversion:
football, fantasy football, fantasy . . . (mmm, miss crawford, d'u really think we should? . . . )
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Kant
What I'm Actually Trying to Read:
Kant
Favorite CD:
TMBG:Flood, POE, Beastie Boys :Hello Nasty, Semisonic: Across the great divide
Favorite Food:
Steak
Favorite Drink:
Screaming Orgasm
Favorite Web Site:
http://members.aol.com:/Kar_nov804/
Favorite Movie:
Shallow Grave/Last Supper
Favorite TV Show:
Simpsons
Favorite Broadway Show:
Les Mis
Favorite Cartoon:
South Park
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
well, i auditioned for American History X, which stars Ed Norton, who was in Larry Flint with Woody Harrelson. . .
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
clearly an 8. 'nuff said

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From:
ann sterling <ahs@radix.net>
Name:
Ann Sterling
Nickname:
a^H^H^Hv, Shaleesa
Oft-used Phrase:
uh, but anyway,
Favorite Phrase:
As Wichita Falls, So Falls Wichita Falls
Occupation:
fraud anal-yst
Primary Diversion:
beach parking, house hunting.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Cookbooks, Cosmo, Victoria's Secret Catalogs
What I'm Actually Reading:
The last few pages and the middle. Moldy garage paperbacks like Eva Figes "The Seven Ages" or Alfred Bester's "The Stars My Destination".
Favorite CD:
This week: Chuck Brown and the Soul Searchers "Go-Go Swing Live"
Favorite Food:
painstakingly prepared with an elaborate, flawless presentation...destroying the symmetry, sticking it in my mouth, tasing it, chewing it, showing it to others.
Favorite Drink:
Water. A bag of frozen fruit in a blender with some juice. Caymus Conundrum.
Favorite Web Site:
http://members.aol.com/estrogendc/main.html
Favorite Movie:
Any Jackie Chan flick...The Cook, the Thief, etc....Fantasia with organic assistance...Dark City.
Favorite TV:
RuPaul
Favorite Broadway Show:
Doesn't "South Pacific" have a drag number? It's "Camelot", and front row at any ballet
Favorite Cartoon:
It always comes back to Bugs Bunny.
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.ancestry.com/ssdi/advanced.htm
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I once had a perm like Nicole Kidman. Dunc, my husband (more spacenet inbreeds) also once got a perm, and was told by his father who was laughing too hard to breathe that he looked like Charles II, who is also retro-related to Tom Cruise, who himself has short hair. Can you tell I'm warming up for the Angola question?
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
uh, if Niue is 5 and Vanuatu is 6, then Angola is SEVEN, ANGOLA IS SEVEN ANGOLA IS SEVEN -- and Waldorf is 2.

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From:
penfold@radix.net (Anne McNulty)
Name:
Anne (with an E) McNulty
Nickname:
Penfold
Oft-used Phrase:
You forgot the E.
2nd Oft-used Phrase:
Cor
Primary Occupation:
Superhero's Assistant
Secondary Occupaton:
Paper pusher
Primary Diversion:
boats
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Mrs. Dalloway (Virginia Woolf)
What I'm Actually Reading:
Post-Mortem (Patricia Cornwell)
Favorite CD (of the month):
To The Moon (Capercaillie)
Favorite Food:
Chocolate
Favorite Drink:
Beer, no, wine, no, beer...
Favorite Web Site:
The DJRC Homerage
Favorite Movie:
Fantasia (The amoeba lives!)
Favorite TV Show:
Mystery on PBS
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Gerry Garcia
Favorite Cartoon:
Dangermouse (of course)
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.AWWA.com
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I'm friends with someone who is a distant cousin. We even invited Tom to one of our parties - he didn't show.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
11.5

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From:
Annie Hall <A.Hall@lib.gla.ac.uk>
Name:
Anne Hall
Nickname:
Annie
Oft-used Phrase:
Yeah, I know its a movie
Occupation:
Library Assistant
Primary Diversion:
Staring into space and thinking what a dull job I have
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
the instructions
What I'm Actually Reading:
between the lines
Favorite CD:
come find yourself - fun lovin' criminals
Favorite Food:
pasta
Favorite Drink:
morgan's spiced rum
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.worldcup98.com
Favorite Movie:
The Full Monty was good, so was Fever Pitch
Favorite TV Show:
at the moment its C-16
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
South Pacific or
Favorite Cartoon:
Simpsons
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.jobserve.com
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
he's my mum
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
daft question

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From:
W Reid <74023.2405@compuserve.com>
Name:
Bill Reid
Nickname:
Oft-used Phrase:
WTF?!
Occupation:
Lying Cheating Contractor
Primary Diversion:
Procrastination
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
The Manual
What I'm Actually Reading:
The Classics Illustrated version of the Manual
Favorite CD:
10k, 15% interest, six month maturity
Favorite Food:
Carbonized animal flesh
Favorite Drink:
Talisker
Favorite Web Site:
Those corners in the crawl space where the brown
Favorite Movie:
The Wizard of Space and Time
Favorite TV Show:
None
Favorite Broadway Show:
None
Favorite Cartoon:
Dilbert
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.occ.com
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I've landed at Mirimar too.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
5, It's above Namibia but below Zaire

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From:
"Diane A. Rowe" <dirowe@vetsclub.umd.edu>
Name:
Diane Turley^H^HRowe
Nickname:
Spacenet Bitch, the Whiner of Spacenet
Oft-used Phrase:
Bite me!
Occupation:
Wreaking havoc
Primary Diversion:
Insulting Vince and Dan
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Les Miserables, in the original French
What I'm Actually Reading:
C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia
Favorite CD:
Burt Bacharach's Greatest Hits
Favorite Food:
Doug
Favorite Drink:
Harvey Wallbangers
Favorite Web Site:
Duh!...DJRC Homerage, of course
Favorite Movie:
Wild at Heart
Favorite TV Show:
Ally McBeal
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Dunno, never seen one
Favorite Cartoon:
South Park
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www2.espire.net
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
He wants me, but he can't have me
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
9, the sweaters are soooo soft. Oh, with an "l"?!?!? Umm, 3.675 plus or minus a thousandth.

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From:
"Dominick Dell'Erba" <doctor@scdh-99.umd.edu>
Name:
Dominick Dell'Erba
Nickname:
Dominick
Oft-used Phrase:
"Let us groove."
Occupation:
Financially precarious Architect, Disc Jockey and Psychedelic Relic.
Primary Diversion:
Havoc wreaking. Non conformity. Deleting junk email. Acoustic guitar and reverberation drenched distorded electric guitar. Rollin' boogers.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Bannister/Fletcher's History Of Architecture, Gibran, Huxley.
What I'm Actually Reading:
Plans and Specifications ad infinitum and junk email.
Favorite CD:
Vinyl! I'm a vinyl junkie! Well...the first four Spirit albums have been released on CD, with bonus tracks...hmmm.
Favorite Food:
Pencil Lead, India Ink, Motor Oil and EYE-talian.
Favorite Drink:
Water, Coffee, Beer and Wine (did I mention motor oil?)
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.suck.com
Favorite Movie:
Midnight Cowboy (the 1960's Mutt and Jeff)
Favorite TV Show:
TV? Occasionally on Friday's Nash Bridges... only so I can see Cheech Marin...or Perry Mason at 3:00 AM...only so I can see people smoke cigarettes on TV.
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Sophisticated Ladies.
Favorite Cartoon:
Foghorn Leghorn..."I say, I say...That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball."
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.suck.com
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
We were lovers, when he was a woman.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
(3.16227766) x (3.16227766) when the Portugese are not around.

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From:
Douglas Knox <dfk@radix.net>
Name:
Douglas Knox
Nickname:
Hardhead
Oft-used Phrase:
(a Mark Twain classic...) "At the age of 15, I thought my Dad was the dumbest man alive. At the age of 21, I was amazed at how much he had learned!"
Occupation:
EE Student/Musician = Musical Engineer
Primary Diversion:
Little Chocolate Donuts
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Electromagnetic Wave Theory
What I'm Actually Reading:
The RealBook(ie. Jazz Bible)
Favorite CD:
(at the moment...) Brian Setzer's Orchestra
Favorite Food:
Cheese Filled Focaccia With Herbs
Favorite Drink:
Belhaven SCOTTISH Ale
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.harmony-central.com
Favorite Movie:
(one I've seen the most...) Monty Python's Holy Grail
Favorite TV Show:
PBS's Mystery
Favorite Broadway Show:
The King And I
Favorite Cartoon:
Inspector Gadget
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.myboss.com
How You're Related to Tom Cruise:
I'd like to have relations with his wife
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
Dunno, somewhere between 1 and 2. 'Cause they've had more civil wars than they've got civil rights.

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From:
"Dave Green / drdave@radix.net" <drdave@radix.net>
Name:
Dave Green
Nickname:
drdave
Oft-used Phrase:
Where's the Hammer?
Occupation:
Mad Scientist, Renasance man, Inventor
Primary Diversion:
Hmmm. Hang Gliding. REAL Computers (MACINTOSH)
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Don't really care!
What I'm Actually Reading:
Science, Philosophy, Sci-Fi (escape reading)
Favorite CD:
I put 13 hours on MP3 format on 1 cd - don't use records anymore either!
Favorite Food:
Guiness. Choc. Milkshakes. Good subs and Sandwiches, Real Food (As Available)
Favorite Drink:
see food above....
Favorite Web Site:
Huh? I play on a different level of the web. - where we DONT use netscape or explorer!!!!
Favorite Movie:
Bladerunner
Favorite TV Show:
english comedy - are u being served? / Star Trek + clones
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
NOT.
Favorite Cartoon:
Road Runner
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
HaHa - I am the boss !!!
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
We Both Fly Aircraft
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
- simply take the position of each letter of the alphabet as a number. (A=1) ect... THEN add the numbers, and divide by 10 or 100 to leave a result between 1 and 10. You have just successfully rated angola using advanced mathmatical techniques. See what other fun subjects you can rate using this method. Can you find the perfect 10????

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From:
Duncan Sterling <buffalo@icarus.yml.com>
Name:
Duncan "outboard" Sterling
Nickname:
Which one?
Oft-used Phrase:
Ya know, they oughta make a 2 stroke version of that.
Occupation:
Computer Slave^H^H^H^H Sysadmin
Primary Diversion:
Boats, Beer, and Ba^H^H my wife.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Philosophy, Science, History, Politics, Cultural stuff
What I'm Actually Reading:
Clymer's Evinrude Outboard Service Manual, 15-125 HP, 1972-1985
Favorite CD:
The Grateful Dead Europe '72
Favorite Foods:
Haggis with a side of single malt, Fresh Maine Lobster (*in* Maine, thankyouverymuch), NY Strip, medium rare, fresh Gazpacho, extra sharp Vermont white cheddar, any Thai food.
Favorite Drinks:
Geary's Pale Ale, most single malt scotches, any reasonably decent wine, gin and tonic, pepper vodka
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.nws.fsu.edu/B/buoy?station=tplm2 Current weather at Thomas Point, Maryland
Favorite Movie:
The Three Stooges Meet Frankenstein and the Sirens of Venus
Favorite TV Show:
Anything on the "home and Garden" channel
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
As if!
Favorite Cartoon:
Bugs Bunny, who else?
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.internetweather.com/ The internet weather report page.
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I cruise in my boat whenever possible.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
Hmm. Angola, nagola, ganola, granola? Granola's OK, I'll give it a 7.

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From:
ebennett@intelliquest.com
Name:
Erika Bennett
Nickname:
Mrs. Bennett
Oft-used Phrase:
"You/it/they/we/I/he/she/Matt rock(s)."
Occupation(s):
Survey researcher, PhD student, wife (not necessarily in that order)
Primary Diversion(s):
motorcycles, Calvin the Hyperactive Golden Retriever
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Oprah's Book of the Month
What I'm Actually Reading:
spacenet
Favorite CD:
Leonard Cohen, the one with the cheesy version of "First We Take Manhattan" -- loudly, in the truck with Matt where he can't escape
Favorite Food:
Taco Fiesta Nachos, no hot peppers, please.
Favorite Drink:
Low-test: water. High-test: Coke. Zonk-test: Anchor Steam.
Favorite Web Site:
http://pacific.commerce.ubc.ca/xr/
Favorite Movie(s):
Caddyshak ... Tremors ... Help! ... GWTW ... Wizard of Oz ... Ghostbusters!
Favorite TV Show:
M*A*S*H or Melrose Place ... it's a toss-up.
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Merrily We Roll Along (Sondheim)
Favorite Cartoon:
King of the Hill. They live across the street from me.
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.columbia.edu/acis/bartleby/bartlett/
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
My sister knows the guy who wrote the screenplay to The Cable Guy, and Jim Carey and Tom Cruise have been in the same room together at the same time, so ... we're like buds, Tom and me. On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola: What a lame question. On a scale of 1 to 10? What's the scale, satisfaction, agree/disagree, usefulness? And is 1 low and 10 high, or vice-versa? And rate Angola on what? Ease of currency exchange? Friendliness of the natives? Correctness of survey question construction? I think your sample is pretty screwy, too. What, exactly, are your research objectives here? <see "occupation">

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From:
"Daniel R. Haney" <salvarsan@std.com>
Name:
Haney, you asshole
Nickname:
see above
Oft-used Phrase:
"This cretin writes BASIC in C! Bring me his head!!"
Occupation:
cybergeek
Primary Diversion:
Full contact road biking, electric guitar
Preferred Diversion:
I like to eat.
Favorite Food:
Food? DunDun noodles @ Mary Chung's in Cambridge, MA.
Favorite Drink:
Any Jacque Selosse NV Blanc de Blanc, or Bollinger Grande Annee.
Usual Food:
Muesli, Yogurt, Fruit, Pasta ("If 'boring' were a crime...")
Usual Drink:
any microbrew within reach.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
James Joyce's Ulysees
What I'm Actually Reading:
Data structures for OC-12c Transport (ugh.)
What I'd Prefer to Read:
Chomsky's Essays on Democracy, Tihkal (Shulgin)
Favorite CDs:
Venus Isle (Eric Johnson), Kind Of Blue (Miles Davis)
Favorite Web Sites:
firebottle.com, eden.com/~keen
Favorite Movies:
Dr. Strangelove, Last Year At Marienbad, Ghost In The Shell
Favorite TV Show:
Babylon 5
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.sextoy.com
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
A friend of a friend said he heard that someone was doing mixed doubles with the Cruisemeister, but it may have only been tennis.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angela:
She's a 7, 8 on a good day.

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From:
Kathy Rowe <kathy@vetsclub.umd.edu>
Name:
Kathy Rowe
Nickname:
Cynical Bitch (completely different from my sis TBofS)
Oft-used Phrase:
Give me a break
Occupation:
Attorney
Primary Diversion:
Stress
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
_Better Than Sex_ by Hunter S. Thompson
What I'm Actually Reading:
_Protestants: The Birth of a Revolution_
Favorite CD:
Vernon Reid _Mistaken Identity_
Favorite Food:
Sushi
Favorite Drink:
All of Them
Favorite Web Site:
My own http://www.radix.net/~karo
Favorite Movie:
Pulp Fiction (still)
Favorite TV Show:
Simpsons
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
TBA
Favorite Cartoon:
Betty Boop
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
The Maryland General Assembly, what else?
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I live in the same house as his cousin On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola: Which end is 1?

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From:
Lance McCubbin <lance@vetsclub.umd.edu>
Name:
Lance McCubbin
Nickname:
N/A
Oft-used Pharse:
Hey, how's it going
Occupation:
Sales,- Fasteners , Futons
Primary Diversion:
Duncan Sterling "hey lance can you take a look at this (usally followed by boat,car,truck,motorcycle)."
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Mopar Muscle Magazine
What I'm Actually Reading:
The Motley Fool Investment Guide.
Favorite CD:
Well I don't own a CD , will a TAPE do: ZZ TOP - AFTERBURNER
Favorite Food:
Maccaroni and Cheese
Favorite Drink:
Wild Goose - Indian Pale Ale
Favorite Web site:
I first would need to get a real connection to the web other than vets club.
Favorite Movie:
Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark
Favorite TV Show:
M*A*S*H
Favorite Broadway Show:
yes Vince, this is your category
Favorite Cartoon:
Batman - the animated series
Web site You Pop Up When Your Boss Comes By:
Can't pop up a web site at work not connected.
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I've also been called a u-boat captain when my Porsche had water pouring out of it - I didn't put it in Lake Michigan
On the Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
I give it a 3 as in third world.

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From:
SSgt Madsox <madsox@vetsclub.umd.edu>
Name:
Staff Sergeant Madsox
Nickname:
SSgt Madsox
Oft-used Phrase:
"No, I am *not* THAT madsox, dammit!"
Occupation:
Finding more diversions
Primary Diversion:
Avoiding Spacenet publicity
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Their minds
What I'm Actually Reading:
Training manuals. Alla dam time.
Favorite CD:
Bugle Calls of the US Military
Favorite Food:
Beer
Favorite Drink:
Coffee
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.hqmc.usmc.mil
Favorite Movie:
The Sands of Iwo Jima
Favorite TV Show:
Weapons at War (History Channel)
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Apocalypse Now well, it shoulda been a Broadway show!)
Favorite Cartoon:
GI Joe
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.hqmc.usmc.mil
How Are You Related to John Wayne:
He played a Marine, I am one
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
10 - good place for fire fights

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From:
"Andrew F. Maddox" <madsox@radix.net>
Name:
ND "da boitoi" Madsox
Nickname:
Andrew, Andy, Shaft of Cinque
Oft-used Phrase:
"No, wait, I didn't mean it like that ..."
Favorite Quote:
"um, okay, let's see what *this* does ..."
Occupation:
Servant to the Mistress Marlea (her husband, too!)
Other Jobs:
Being a stepdad to a teenager.
Primary Diversion:
*Nix Geekage
Career Aspirations:
Early retirement to a small Caribbean country.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
TV Guide
What I'm Actually Reading:
Everything James Joyce ever wrote, one at a time.
Favorite CD:
at least 6%, 12 months, denomination no less than $50k
Favorite Food:
Coffee
Favorite Drink:
Scotch. Single-malt. Dalmore's nice.
Favorite Web Site:
Back in the corner behind the basement door, where all the dust collects. Oh, okay - http://www.radix.net/~madsox (whattaya expeck me to say?!)
Favorite Movie:
Umm, mostly James Bond flix. 'Specially the Connery ones.
Favorite TV Show:
Anything on QVC!
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Le Spacenet aux Folles
Favorite Cartoon:
The U.S. Congress
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.dilbert.com
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
We're both desired by millions of women around the world.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
3.5 - all of Northern Indiana pretty much sucks.

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From:
"Matthew J. Bennett" <mbewb@hazmat.com>
Name:
Matthew J. Bennett
Nickname:
Matt, Hazmat
Oft-used Phrase:
"If I could only learn how to wheelie...", or "Better than a sucking chest-wound"
Oft-heard Phrase:
"Didn't you have long hair?"
Occupation:
Motorcycle Safety Instructor, motorcycle mechanic, designer of nifty things that everyone thinks are cool, but no-one would ever want.
Primary Diversion:
Looking for a Job in Austin
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Dr. Seuss, The Foot Book
What I'm Actually Reading:
http://www.hazmat.com website logs
Favorite CD:
Any in my name and at maturity
Favorite Food:
Taco Fiesta, Veggie Burrito, no Guac.
Favorite Drink:
Coke (Yeah, the marketing worked)
Favorite Web Site:
That little corner in my crawlspace where I keep all the bod^H^H^H spiders
Favorite Movie:
Mad Max or Buckaroo Banzai
Favorite TV Show:
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch- I've got a thing for women who can do magic...
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Mad Max Vs. The Lion King- the new Quentin Tarrantino/Disney collaboration
Favorite Cartoon:
My life
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
"Resigning with a 12 gauge: Workplace violence, tips and tricks"
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
Way back when I was a restless youth, I remember doing about 80 down 301 in Waldorf, in that little old red Escort I had. I passed a guy a little bit too close for his comfort, and as I waited to turn left at the next light, he screamed "I'm Gonna Get You!" Since then, I have put on my Nixon mask every time I have driven through Waldorf. Oh yeah, I was on my way to see "Top Gun," which I believe Mr. Cruise had a bit part in. I just went to see the Airplanes and Motorcycles.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
yes, I'll have my salt on the rocks

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From:
Sean Hart <harts@primary.net>
Name:
Sean Hart
Nickname:
evil twin
Oft-used Phrase:
What's that?
Occupation:
Jackbooted Thug
Primary Diversion:
You mean fetish? Guitars.. or motorcycles.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
gay porn
What I'm Actually Reading:
Sleeping Disorders and Possible Cures - The book *is* the cure.
Favorite CD:
Stand! - Sly & The Family Stone
Favorite Food:
Twinkies
Favorite Drink:
Coffee
Favorite Web Site:
http://members.tripod.com/~zoam/afdb.html
Favorite TV Show:
Wild Discovery
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
What's that?
Favorite Cartoon:
The Simpsons
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Pointe/6500/twinkie.html
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
I may have a seen a movie he was in once...
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
I'll give it a 1, because anything more would require exertion.

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From:
Theodore Craig Sterling <superted@uclink.berkeley.edu>
Name:
Theodore STERLING (associations are important!)
Nickname:
NATUREBOY, TOAD, Mr February
Oft-used Phrase:
LOOKS LIKE A GOOD FOOD ORGY THIS SEMESTER....
Occupation:
professional student, nudist
Primary Diversion:
pudding diving, naked tree climbing, NAKED FARMING
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Moosewood Cookbook
What I'm Actually Reading:
REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PAST, THE TWO TOWERS
Favorite CD:
TRILLIAN GREEN-- METAMORPHOSES (psycho-tantric juju jazz)
Favorite Food:
NUTRITIONAL YEAST, BABA GANOUSH, ORGANIC ANYTHING freeze-dried ice cream, sea cucumbers
Favorite Drink:
hot tub water, MUGI CHA
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.deatech.com/cobcottage
Favorite Movie:
BARAKA
Favorite TV Show:
WHAT'S TV?!?
Favorite Broadway Show:
OAKLAHOMA!, the nude version
Favorite Cartoon:
THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
He's been on a calendar too!
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
It's a comfortable sweater, and I love the way it caresses my nipples

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Name:
Theodore
Nickname:
Carnivore, Mr February
Oft-used Phrase:
I only lick meat.
Occupation:
professional student, nudist
Primary Diversion:
pudding diving, naked tree climbing, crotcheting
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Moosewood Cookbook
What I'm Actually Reading:
White Trash Cookbook, Slash and Burn Agriculture
Favorite CD:
Zamfir's Meditations of Macarena, Waylon Jennings and RuPaul
Favorite Food:
Crisco, Tang, freeze-dried ice cream, sea cucumbers
Favorite Drink:
hot tub water
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.realdoll.com/intro.html
Favorite Movie:
Inside Annie Sprinkle
Favorite TV Show:
I like them all, Matlock, Cagney and Lacey...anything with Heather...
Favorite Broadway Show:
Starlight Express, the nude version
Favorite Cartoon:
Teletubbies
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
He's been on a calendar too!
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
It's a comfortable sweater, and I love the way it caresses my nipples

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From:
Mahamid Zuwarah <vince@humournet.com>
Name:
Vince
Nickname:
Mahamid
Oft-used Phrase:
"That's already been posted to this list several times."
Over-used Phrase:
"You really need to get some new material."
Occupation, Imaginary:
Cameraman for Playboy
Occupation, Actual:
Matt Bennett Impersonator
Primary Diversion:
Ling-Li^H^H^H^H^H^H^H <whoops!> Phlipper the Plaid Dolfin
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
1998 Playboy Calendar
What I'm Actually Reading:
1998 World Wildlife Fund Calendar
Favorite CD:
Metrowerks C/C++ Development Environment Installer Disk
Favorite Food:
Dan Haney's Indigestible E-Mail
Favorite Drink:
Lake Tahoe, though the Great Lakes are also very attractive
Favorite Movie:
The Little Mermaid
Favorite TV Show:
¿TV?
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Yay! But there are so many to choose from ... Grease (the original) was pleasantly mindless, Cats had some catchy tunes, but Phantom had a cute chick and a totally kewl masquerade party. *sigh* I vote for South Pacific.
Favorite Cartoon:
Calvin & Hobbes (comic strip; close enough)
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.darpa.mil/
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
http://www.darpa.mil/
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
6.5

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From:
Mike Spath <spath@hazmat.com>
Name:
Mike Spath
Nickname:
Slick, Slippery dude
Oft-used Phrase:
Doh. That's F*'d up.
Occupation:
Electrical Engineer. I drive trains. But I'm not allowed to drive the diesel ones, only the electric ones.
Primary Diversion:
Fixing and painting my house so I call sell it. Hanging out at the family farm on the eastern shore.
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
I don't really care what everyone else thinks
What I'm Actually Reading:
Knight's Cross - A Life of Field Marshal Erwin Rommel
Favorite CD:
Sublime, sublime
Favorite Food:
Beer
Favorite Drink:
Vodka with sour mix
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.hazmat.com/~mjb/qcam/
Favorite Movie:
The Kentucky Fried Movie
Favorite TV Show:
Simpsons, King of the Hill, South Park - it's a toss up right now
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
My employer engages in a policy of don't ask, don't tell.
Favorite Cartoon:
Active - Non Sequitur. Retired - Far Side
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
http://www.TBS-satellite.com/tse/online/
Web Site I Pop Up When the Boss Comes By and I'm in a bad mood:
http://www.usajobs.opm.gov/
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
He made Top Gun, and I sat in a Navy plane once. He made Days of Thunder, and I have a car that can go fast. He made Cocktail, and I used to drink at a bar where I knew the bartender. (I'm still amazed I can remember any of those nights). He made The Firm, and I've driven through Memphis three times. So we must be related. Or he's just following me around making movies about my life.
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
She was great. I give her a solid 9. I'll never find another woman like that again.

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From:
"Ted Ruberti" <shred@eclipse.net>
Name:
Ted Ruberti
Nickname:
shred
Oft-used Phrase:
"Pass the Tabasco"
Occupation:
Head Geek of a small ISP in Noo Jersey (Exit 141)
Primary Diversion:
working late, building a business model in ExHell
What I Want Everyone to Think I'm Reading:
Books? I don't read no stinkin' books! In fact, sadly, I don't read anything that isn't on a monitor anymore : - (
What I'm Actually Reading:
couple of trade rags and Forbes
Favorite CD:
"Quadrophenia" - the Who, "Moonflower" - Santana, "Second Coming" - Stone Roses... depends on the time of day.
Favorite Food:
My wife says cheese. I think it's pasta...
Favorite Drink:
hmmm scotch rocks... preferably a good single malt.
Favorite Web Site:
http://www.worldlinktech.com/truman/index.html
Favorite Movie:
From Dusk to Dawn
Favorite TV Show:
X-Files or Frasier
Favorite Broadway Show (yes Vince, this is your category):
Original cast of Evita
Favorite Cartoon:
Tom and Jerry
Web Site You Pop Up When the Boss Comes By:
ummm I _AM_ the boss!!!
How Are You Related to Tom Cruise:
we both have a beautiful wife! (of course, she's still standing right here! :)
On a Scale of 1 to 10, Rate Angola:
I'd have to give it a 7 - got a good beat and I can dance to it!
Favorite Ice Cream:
Mint Chocolate Chip.
Favorite Time of Year:
Fall
Favorite Outdoor Activity:
Mountain biking in South Mountain, NJ or skiing (wherever I can!)
"Other" favorite outdoor activity:
hehehehehehehe - : ~ )=)

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