From vsabio@arl.mil Tue Aug 22 20:15:54 1995
From: Vince Sabio [vsabio@arl.mil]
To: mjb@scdh21.umd.edu

I SAW MY *#$*#&*^%#$@ PICTURE ON THE SPACENET WEB PAGE, AND I WANT IT 
OFF OF THERE *NOW* OR THERE WILL BE LEGAL ACTION!

I REFUSE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SUCH A LOWLY, SLOVENLY, DRUNKARDLY, 
SLEAZY BUNCH OF LOW-LIFES.

YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY ATTORNEY, BUTTHEAD.

- Vince Sabio

AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I *DON'T* DRESS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME! 
Sometimes I wear lingerie, instead. So there.

--Matt