ValuJet Advertising Slogans

  1. ValuJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
  2. ValuJet: We're Amtrak with wings
  3. Join our frequent near-miss program.
  4. On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.
  5. Ask about our out of court settlements.
  6. Our staff has lots of experience consoling next-of-kin.
  7. Are our engines too noisy? don't worry we'll turn them off.
  8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
  9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
  10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.
  11. You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane.
  12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?
  13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
  14. ValuJet: We may be landing on your street.
  15. ValuJet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
  16. Bring a bathing suit.
  17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.
  18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.
  19. Fly ValuJet. find out if there really is a God.
  20. ValuJet: because real men land where they want.
  21. On most airlines, those per-flight insurance policies are a ripoff.
  22. Do people really crash multimillion-dollar airplanes just to give endangered reptiles a free lunch? People do.
  23. PeoplExpress VII: The Final Awakening
  24. Jet planes don't kill alligators; pilots do.
  25. ValuJet: our passengers LISTEN to the preflight safety presentation.

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