REJECTED STATE MOTTOS
- ALABAMA:
- Literacy ain't everything
- Ya want fries with dat?
- ALASKA:
- Come, freeze your butt off
- See a Bear naked.
- ARIZONA:
- Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
- ARKANSAS:
- At least we're not Mississippi
- Bill slept here, and here, and here...
- CALIFORNIA:
- The Granola State [nuts, flakes, and lot of fruit]
- Nobody's actually from here
- Fast reloading lanes available
- The really long state
- We never convict.
- COLORADO:
- Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
- Official home of the winter ski bunny
- Homo go home.
- CONNECTICUT:
- Way too close to New York
- DELAWARE:
- You'll need a map to find us
- So close to Washington you can smell it
- FLORIDA:
- The Gunshine State
- Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans
go to die
- Senior citizen discounts available
- Come, enjoy the humidity
- The snow capital of the US
- GEORGIA:
- Home of the Rednecks
- Gateway to Florida
- Confederate money welcome
- HAWAII:
- Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over
- Book 'em Danno
- Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise!
- Come, get lai-ed
- IDAHO:
- Ain't nothing here
- We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
- Land of a billion "eyes"
- ILLINOIS:
- Land of the voting dead
- Gateway to Iowa
- Land of the Illannoying People
- INDIANA:
- Home of David Letterman
- IOWA:
- Just east of Omaha
- It's easy to spell
- KANSAS:
- Hayfever capital of the Midwest
- Dole slept here
- There's no place like home
- Ya want flat, we got flat
- KENTUCKY:
- Tobacco is a vegetable
- We're all related
- Gateway to Nashville
- LOUISIANA:
- Swim the beautiful Bayou
- Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will
never hurt you
- MAINE:
- For Sale
- You can spit on Canada from here
- MARYLAND:
- If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
- MASSACHUSETTS:
- Home of the young girls from Nantucket,
also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...
- MICHIGAN:
- Land of the free, home of the Buick
- MINNESOTA:
- Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
- Sure beats Canada
- MISSISSIPPI:
- We're lucky we can spell it
- Why would you want to come here?
- MISSOURI:
- Gateway to Kansas
- Here's mine, Show Me yours
- We're better than Illinois
- MONTANA:
- Land of the Big Sky, and very little else
- We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods
- It's where you're wanted.
- At least our cows are sane.
- NEBRASKA:
- More corn than Kansas
- Go to Kansas, turn north
- NEVADA:
- More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
- 2 words - Death Valley
- 3:5 you'll leave broke
- We have our own nuclear testing site
- NEW HAMPSHIRE:
- Like Old Hampshire, only newer
- About as exciting as Vermont
- NEW JERSEY:
- You have the right to remain silent,
- You have the right to an attorney...
- Tell 'em Guido sent ya
- NEW MEXICO:
- Lizards make excellent pets
- We have reservations
- Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
- NEW YORK:
- At least we're not New Jersey!
- We're more than a big city; we're a state
- Like we CARE about a motto
- English spoken here; sometimes
- NORTH CAROLINA:
- Five million people; Fifteen last names
- We're bigger than South Carolina
- NORTH DAKOTA:
- The OTHER South Dakota
- OHIO:
- Don't judge us by Cleveland
- Proud polluters of Lake Erie
- We're easy to spell
- OKLAHOMA:
- We're OK, you're NOT!
- I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
- OREGON:
- As pretty as California but not as weird
- We're not named after a musical instrument
- You can see the sunset from here
- PENNSYLVANIA:
- Cook with coal
- Free lub job with oil change
- RHODE ISLAND:
- Size ain't everything
- Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
- SOUTH CAROLINA:
- Just south of North Carolina
- SOUTH DAKOTA:
- Closer than North Dakota
- TENNESSEE:
- The Educashun State
- Thank goodness we've still got Elvis
- A great fixer-upper
- TEXAS:
- Si Hablo Ingles
- See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
- UTAH:
- Our Jesus is better than your Jesus
- At least our sheep can't talk
- VERMONT:
- Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
- VIRGINIA:
- Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
- WASHINGTON:
- We like our state, so STAY OUT!
- WEST VIRGINIA:
- Where "family values" has a different meaning
- WISCONSIN:
- Land of funny accents.
-
Say "Cheeeese"
- WYOMING:
- Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
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