ok, this is really stupid, but i have to admit that it made me laugh...
stefanie
:)
When Someone Says: "You don't know Jack Schitt" read this...
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six (6) children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two (2) daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens Children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Cowe Schitt. Bull Schitt, their youngest, married his second cousin Pisa Schitt. They are now awaiting the arrival of a little Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt.
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