LANDOVER, Maryland (SNI) - Residents of this suburb of Washington, D.C. were stunned when a large cargo plane dropped a two-ton bundle of paper on a house here early this morning.
Rescue personnel have attempted to search the house but all who have ventured into the wreckage have succumbed to the effects of the bundle of paper. Further rescue attempts have been slowed by the proximity of the disaster site to a Dunkin' Donuts.
There has been no indication that there was anyone in the house when the bundle was dropped on it.
The only piece of the bundle recovered so far was a simple tag which had the cryptic message "this is what happens when you ignore email."
Myrna Smithers, a neighbor, told reporters on the scene that she recalled a rusty truck tried to deliver the bundle to the house, but the delivery was refused.
The plane that dropped the bundle was unmarked. Air traffic controllers report that the plane refused to respond to repeated attempts of contact. The only message recieved was 'Yeee ha! Now we're going to Czech-Land!'
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