From: alh@radix.net (Ann Hyde)
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 1996 12:15:38 -0500 (EST)
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
You name your kids "Deduction One" and Deduction Two".
You've argued that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist.
You go to computer shows and yell, "Get a haircut, slacker!"
You're pro-life but support the death penalty.
You once broke loose at a party and removed your tie.
You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."
You've said, "Clean air? Looks clean to me."
You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."
You don't think "The Simpsons" is funny, but that Flanders fellow is A-Ok.
You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.
You've ever said "Civil liberties, snivel schmiberties."
You've tried to find out if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.
You think all artists are gay.
You once told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trashcan because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
You confuse Lenin with Lennon.
Streator
rainday@scn.org
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