I know I'm going to get old and be one of those crazy women who sits on balconies and spits on people and screams, 'Get a haircut!' I know this, and I don't really fear it. I'd just like to move toward it with as much grace and dignity as possible. -- Carrie Fisher
All my life I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry
I love the confidence that makeup gives me. -- Tyra Banks
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless in has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover
Go to her door. Beg like a human. -- Lt. Worf, giving romantic advice
I take Him shopping with me. I say , "OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain." --Tammy Faye Bakker
There are so many factions in the US today worrying and arguing over absolute drivel to the point that they are building fences to keep out the ants while the elephants stamp their asses into the pavement. -- Brett Sloan
Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. How could you not see that coming? -- Dennis Leary
Space is an illusion; disk space, doubly so.
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast. --Ronald Reagan
But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common objects that he could think of, and had screamed: "You lamp! You towel! You plate!" and so on. -- Sigmund Freud
This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do. -- Cathie Walker Centre for the Easily Amused
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. -- G. Weilacher
Date: Sat, 31 Aug 1996 18:52:18 -0400
From: ann hyde <alh@radix.net>
Subject: Quotes that didn't make the final cut
If your co-worker brings his coffee mug to the men's room every day to wash it, you can tell people he goes in there to sit in a stall and drink coffee. -- Scott Adams, "The Dilbert Principle"
Nature abhors a virgin... -- Claire Boothe Luce
The only sex I got before I was a basketball player was from Monique. She's my hand. -- Dennis Rodman
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? -- Albert Einstein
Alaskan Men: The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd. -- Restroom stall, Fairbanks, AK
Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehrer
When I got in, I asked which side was the bride's and which side was the groom's, and they told me there was no side. No one was smiling. And the music seemed all wrong. Then I noticed the coffin and said, "Hold on a minute--". -- Chloe, one chapel over from Gavin's wedding.
I don't really have a Prince Albert. I just have a clip-on to impress my parents at Thanksgiving. -- Rikki Rachtman on "Loveline", KROQ Los Angeles
I can't speak for women, but I find Mikhail Gorbachev attractive as a man's man. It's an extraordinary combination of intelligence, baldness and serenity. -- Sean Connery
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -- Walt Disney
Maybe I'll make a "Mary Poppins" movie and shove the umbrella up my a**. -- Marilyn Chambers
I often think that the surest sign there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -- The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
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